Ok, most of you aren't going to care one whit about this but here goes. It seems that The Green Bay Packers (peace be with them) were robbed of a game last Monday night. The last play of the game involved a hail mary pass into the end zone by the Seattle Seahawks (Henceforth known as the Seahags.) The ball was clearly caught by a Packer player. Packers cornerback M.D. Jennings came down with the ball. And is seen holding it to his chest on the ground in this photo. It appears as if a touchdown in the NFL now consists of catching the guy who caught the ball. Looking at this Photo we cannot for a second understand how the official signaled a touchdown. Nor can we figure out how the NFL after seeing the replay and studying it decided to let the ruling stand. We can only assume that we exist in a different reality than them. Perhaps a wormhole has opened up between our two universes and somehow the video from this other universe (The one where catching a player catching the football is considered a touchdown.) managed to slip through. It is our hope that scientists can somehow close this wormhole before a video showing the Detroit Lions as a good team manages to slip through. It appears as if the result of this other universe leaking into ours is that the NFL is going to give the professional referees most of what they have asked for and they might be returning soon. So at least things should be back to normal soon and The Green Bay Packers (peace be with them) will take their place among the elite of the NFL again. We can only hope. That's about it today, ciao for now.
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