And we think we have problems!

Here in the Good Old U.S. of A. we have some problems to be sure, most of them political in nature, the left and the right sputter nonsense at each other in ever louder and more vulgar tones. But the people of Australia have serious problems of their own. Camel problems, It seems roving gangs of wild camels are terrorizing towns in the outback. People are actually afraid to leave their homes for fear of being trampled or bitten, or possibly stepping in what must be innumerable piles of camel dung. So this morning when you leave your house stop and take a deep breath and enjoy your camel free environment, and take a moment to reflect on those poor Australian citizens living in fear of the dreaded dromedary, (if only they were allowed to own guns.)