Something from the morning news.

Just finished reading the morning news, (Internet versions of course, why get the paper version which can only print yesterdays news?) It seems that the left is too far left, the right is too far right, and the middle is muddled. One headline that made us laugh, "Irish priest kidnapped in Philippines released by MILF." I think that one speaks for itself... Who is this aggressive cougar and what does she want with an Irish Priest? Ok so upon reading the story which was in the christian science monitor by the way, we find that MILF stands for the Moro Islamic Liberation Front. Which we have shortened for our purposes to the Moronic Liberation Front. (Shhh just pretend there is an N in Moro Islamic.) By the way, if we have offended any islamists by our lame joke, get a sense of humor. And Christians and athiests alike will get theirs in due time. Also Buddhists, Bocononists, Rastafarians, Scientologists, Secular humanists, and those of you who answered none when asked for religous preference on any given form. If we left out any major religions, or lack thereof, please feel free to post a comment so we can add it. That's all the time we have this morning, hopefully we can add more as the weirdness intensifies. Heads up fellow looney tooners, in case you missed it, the MILF is a group, not Lara Croft/Angelina Jolie.