Cleaning out the collapsing shed...

Spent the last two days cleaning out the old shed in the yard, found some really old license plates.( 1920's or so.) Also a lot of garbage, consisting mostly of old car parts, paint cans, wooden window frames, glass, and tools made by cro-magnon men. (Ok, not really on the last one.) Also it seems a squirrel has been storing his food in there, pine cones, some acorns, (not a lot of them in this area) We would estimate about 40 lbs of pine cones and various edible dry goods. From what we've been reading, this is excessive for a two, three, ...okay maybe five pound "critter". Hazarding a guess, the squirrel in question should weigh about 180 lbs. We have decided to arm ourselves ( shovels, torches, pitchforks, weed beaters...it IS the 21st century!!) should it return and be peeved about it's stash. If it does return we would like to invite our friends over for some bonfire rotisserie. We'll let you know. Anyway, that's about it for now. Everybody keep an eye out for those killer squirrels. Ciao.